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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle on different areas of town.
 
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

 

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
 
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
 
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
 
Carlos sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
 
Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars!"
 
Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"
 
Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."