The Hairdryer

A distinguished young woman on a flight from  Ireland asked the
      Priest beside her,
      'Father, may I ask a favor?'
        'Of course my child.  What may I do for  you?'
      'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
      mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the  Customs
      limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
      Is there any  way you could carry it through Customs for
      me? Under your robes  perhaps?'
        The priest answered: 'I would love to help  you, dear, but I must
      warn you:
      I will not lie.'
      'With your honest face, Father, no one will  question you'
      When they got to Customs, she let the priest go  ahead of her.  The
      official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to  declare?'
      'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have  nothing to
      declare.'
      The official thought this answer strange, so  asked, 'And what do
      you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
        'I have a marvelous instrument designed to  be used on a woman, but
      which is, to date, unused.'
      Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go  ahead, Father.' Next!